Wain

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Wain: farm wagon.

John Wayne is a farm wagon with an outhouse.

Wayne Newton is a farm wagon with a fig.

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Minim

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Minim: Outsider, fluid measure, half-note."If I maximize my minim I will still be an outsider. If I minimize my maxim I'll have a small gun.
Maxim:Aphorism, protagonist of Rebecca, big gun.
Mino: Flip camcorder.
Minion: Enough men.
Mini: Short, short skirt.
Minox: Spy camera for observers of minis.

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Kymric

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Kymric: Welsh
Welsh: Fail to pay a debt.
Debt: What is owed.
Ode: Poem of praise.
Prays: Requests divine intercession.
Divine: Fat movie star.
Star: Large body in the sky.
Sky: Character in Guys and Dolls.

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Factotem

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Moop

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Moop: Push with nose, criminal.

My cat will push with her nose anything movable on the counter until it topples over the edge and falls on the floor. She then hunches over the precipice and stares at the object.

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Plum Chili

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Plum Chili: Quite cool.

"Why it be plumb chilly out tonight, Zenobia".
"Sho 'nuff be's Clem".

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Geoduck

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Geoduck: large clam, pronounced gooey-duck.

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Carbon 14

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Carbon 14: Dating Service.

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El Dia de Los Muertos

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Cringle

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cringle: Hard grommet.
Kringle: Santa.
Pringle: Conservative Potato Chip.

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Inure

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Inure: Get used to.
In your face: Get used to it.
You're in: You've got the job.
Your'un: Belonging to you.
Your on: I'll take your challenge.

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Pigeons

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Pigeon feeder at Warwick Castle, England.
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Cosmoline

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Cosmoline: Goo used to protect weapons from rust and to get the goat of anyone trying to remove it.
Vaseline: Petroleum jelly.
Jelly: Goo, made from fruit and sugar.
Sugar: Sweet stuff.
Stuff: Anything, including cosmoline.

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Blush Brush

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Blush brush: Sable applicator.
Crush hush: Secret heartthrob.
Gush mush: Throbby novel.
Plush flush: Zsa Zsa's swirl.
Slush rush: High on dirty snow.

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Tun

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Tun: Large cask.
Bun: Round bread.
Dun: Demand money.
Fun: Haha.
Gun: Hooha.
Hun: Warrior.
Nun: Habitual prayer.
Pun: Hoho.
Run: Hightail.
Sun: Big Mama.

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Swash

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Swash: Bluster.

"Avast, ye blighters, buckle yer swash or I'll ventilate yer gizzards, yaaar!"

Squash: Mash, ball game, vegetable.
Squish: Mash.
Swish: Wiggle.
Swoosh: Nike logo.

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Fungible

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Fungible: Capable of becoming a mushroom. Same-o_Same-o. Interchangeable.

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Applause

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Quibble

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Quibble: Dicker about trivialities.
Dibble: Poke holes.
Kibble: Pet food.
Nibble: Eat fastidiously. Munch lightly.
Sybil, sibyl, Cybele: Woman with personality disorder, goddess.
Ish kabibble: Merwyn Bogue

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Coarse

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Coarse: Rough.
Course: Path.
Cours: Hearts.
Coors: Beer.
Cooers: Pigeons.
Cooders: Rys
Coopers: Barrel-makers

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